April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby SardisBCwxman » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:27 pm

Forrest Gump wrote:
SardisBCwxman wrote:
Forrest Gump wrote:Welcome to the 2nd Annual Forrest Gump Box of Chocolates Awards
Due to budgetary constraints and some members vacating the premises I only have 2 awards

Wetcoast(Nito)--The Most Interesting Weatherman in the World
His coconuts are so warm and magnetic that he has to take anti-viagra pills
He once brought a fork to a gunfight, just to even the odds
He never wears a watch because time is on his side when predicting rain
If he was to pat you on the back, you would instantly become warm and fuzzy inside
He once had a staring contest with his reflection in a rain puddle,after 4 days he won,well ya that's how long it took for puddle to dry up
When it is raining it is because he is thinking of something sad,like hawk and hound getting angry at his weather forecasting prowess
He has never hurled while model riding , because he is mild mannered and always has a nice warm feeling in his tummy
The police often question him,just because they find him and his weather forecasting interesting
He once went bowling with hawk and used a pineapple just to make it fair,he still bowled a perfect score.  Needless to say hawk went ballistic and crapped all over the alley floor.
He once had a police escort(actually just this year)to make a special delivery. He drove a forklift down hwy 1 straight for chilliwack and dropped off 2 pallets of forks at the front door step of John's house. The look on John's face......priceless
He doesn't always predict the weather, but when he does,he prefers warm rain,stay thirsty my friends

Hawk-- The Most Interesting Bird in the World
He never met an emoji that he didn't like
He once made it on the cover of forbes magazine after making a fortune in real estate by simply squaking at his clients to MOVE!!!!!!!!
His business card simply says move!! enuf said
Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain,the snake finally died
The circus ran away to join him
Batman watches saturday morning cartoons about him
Superman has pjamas with hawk's logo
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them            
He can scare the pants back on you
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
He often escapes from his cage using his  caginess
He is the life of parties that he has never attended
He once invented the Microsoft Word imperfect program- prolly wanna a cracker, Dunno
He once told Forrest gump, "model riding is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one contains tropical fruit which makes you puke
He doesn't always poop on people, but when he does, he prefers the driver of the wetcoast express, stay focused my friends.
Priceless Gumper absolutely priceless, it's too bad the funding for the awards never came through due to too much rain.


Thanks,it means alot coming from the king of late night comedy.
Thank you but my audience at night is me my self and I, with occasional guests Jr. and the questions band, sit down comedian Stuffy, Abby wx and the lack of precipitation dancers. We don't need Bill Nye when we have Nito explaining how it's scientifically impossible to snow here.
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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby Storm » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:57 pm

Hi all.
Location: North Burnaby, (elevation 63m. or 206.8 feet)

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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby SardisBCwxman » Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:54 pm

Storm wrote:Hi all.
Stormer didn't you go on a mission to Europe?.
Sardine Can

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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby Forrest Gump » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:44 pm

SardisBCwxman wrote:
Storm wrote:Hi all.
Stormer didn't you go on a mission to Europe?.

Europe: The first frontier. These are the voyages of the stormship enterprise . His 5 week mission: to explore strange old worlds. To seek out old friends and old civilizations . To boldly go where many men have gone before!
The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of His hands.
Psalm 19:1

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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby Typeing3 » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:51 pm

Forrest Gump wrote:
SardisBCwxman wrote:
Storm wrote:Hi all.
Stormer didn't you go on a mission to Europe?.

Europe: The first frontier. These are the voyages of the stormship enterprise . His 5 week mission: to explore strange old worlds. To seek out old friends and old civilizations . To boldly go where many people have gone before!

Fixed it. ;)
East Coquitlam. Elevation 25m(80ft).

Spring/Summer 2018
Last freeze: April 2 (-0.8C)
First 15C: March 11 (17.9C)
First 20C: March 12 (21.4C)
First 25C: April 24 (25.3C)
First 30C: May 13 (30.8C)
Hottest Temp 2018: 31.3C (May 14)

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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby Storm » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:05 pm

SardisBCwxman wrote:
Storm wrote:Hi all.
Stormer didn't you go on a mission to Europe?.


Just got back. Much needed trip.
Location: North Burnaby, (elevation 63m. or 206.8 feet)

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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby Hawk » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:18 pm

Nice awards Mr Gump.
Thanks for singling out me and Nito and putting us in the spotlight. And the same boat :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x I guess i shuda been an owl :shock: instead? But then my butties would never be able to see me during the day and would only hear my presence at night time when they faintly hear the hooo hooo hooooooo before they doze off at night. Anyhoo, thanks but i beg to differ on some of your statements :arrow: :roll: :roll: :roll: ...but i also digress. Keep up the good work. Hawk is getting ready for a busy spring. 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby Forrest Gump » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:20 pm

Typeing3 wrote:
Forrest Gump wrote:
SardisBCwxman wrote:Stormer didn't you go on a mission to Europe?.

Europe: The first frontier. These are the voyages of the stormship enterprise . His 5 week mission: to explore strange old worlds. To seek out old friends and old civilizations . To boldly go where many people have gone before!

Fixed it. ;)

Ya ya, I was just trying to stay true to the original.
The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of His hands.
Psalm 19:1

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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby SardisBCwxman » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:29 pm

Hawk wrote:Nice awards Mr Gump.
Thanks for singling out me and Nito and putting us in the spotlight. And the same boat :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x I guess i shuda been an owl :shock: instead? But then my butties would never be able to see me during the day and would only hear my presence at night time when they faintly hear the hooo hooo hooooooo before they doze off at night. Anyhoo, thanks but i beg to differ on some of your statements :arrow: :roll: :roll: :roll: ...but i also digress. Keep up the good work. Hawk is getting ready for a busy spring. 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
l think we went from winter to fall now Hawkster. :cry:
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Re: April 2018 Current Conditions and Forecasts

Postby Hawk » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:32 pm

Nahhh SardineMan...we all good. Pattern lock stayed on long time...broken then reset. I dint really pay attention to it cuza once the snow chances go with the haigher sun angles, Hawk flies away. But looks like Nina has held tuff with low snow levels. As a matter of fact, I think future Ninas basically mean a season of snow levels below normal. Cant hold on to hope of lots of snow...won't happen often at sea level. Higher levels shud do well in Ninas tho. Bye for now to all my butties...enjoy the cold rains :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
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